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Let the Laughter Begin!
Animals can be so funny! And here's the proof:
On the farm
Q: What do you get if you all sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head!
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!
Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
Q: What is a cow's favorite TV show?
A: Dr Moo!
Q: What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!
Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A: A yolk book!
Q. Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A. To the Baa Baa shop!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q. Where do cows go on holiday?
A. Moo York
Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer
Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the foal cough
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Bears
Q: Why do bears have fur coats?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A: A little bear!
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A: A polo bear!
Q: What do polo bears have for lunch?
A: Ice burger!
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race ?
A: Ready, teddy, go !
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